THE WIZARD WORLD'S BEGUILING BROADSHEET OF CHOICE

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inside the mind of a MUGGLER

What are mugglers really like? Do mugglers dream of electric sheep? These and many more questions are discussed with the top authoroties in the field of

modern muggler studies. Is it possible that mugglers are not too different from ourselves? Can we in fact learn from the fate of our underdeveloped cousins?

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hurricane

Maria Threatens

Quidditch Playoffs

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Captain Oliver

Wood not worried

We're prepared for anything. Dealing with bad weather is not a problem. Quidditch is an outdoor sport, and as such, Nature is a part of the game. Playing in rough conditions is in fact something me and my crew are used to.

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Rita Skeeter

reports

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Ministry Secretary Denies Job Crisis

“THERE IS ENOUGH MAGIC FOR ALL”

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ALBUS SEVERUS POTTER Scandal

In Polyjuice Potter was discovered trying to enter girls dorm under the influence of polyjuice.

A Hogwarts spokesperson says the incident will not be taken lightly, since it was only a few months ago young Potter was involved in a similar incident. Parents of the Hufflepuff girls are now putting preassure on the school to assure the safety of their children.

An anonymous source says the Potter boy has been harassing girls and bullying his fellow students since he started at Hogwarts. The source also says that because of his family name, professors and staff are too scared to act. Neither one of the boy's parents wanted to comment the event.